I'm a fun loving guy and a self starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I like to take long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot. I'm not down to Earth at all. If you don't reply to my text I will turn up at your house drunk at 3 o'clock in the morning crying and trying to break in. I hate drinking tea and doing craft. I hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine, puppies, and parks. And cider, I really hate cider. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening(and ready assured that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason. If we meet in person and you don't look like you're pictures, your buying the drinks until you do. What I'm doing in life: I'll tell you right up front: certainly not murdering anyone, least of all you! and don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste. It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. It's been 3 weeks and I'm still Asian.